- Hotels with wireless or in-room wired connectivity with old-school writing desks upon which one is expected to use one's computer
- Hotels that charge for said connectivity.
I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!